This happens more often than you’d think. The trick is to stop the training before getting into hand-to-fin combat and edged weapons.
“No, I swear, it was the dolphin! The dolphin acted alone! You have to believe me!”
Archive for the ‘Oh The Horror!’ Category
The Day of the Dolphin
Friday, February 5th, 2010New Vegetable Hybrid, The Flower Sprout
Wednesday, January 20th, 2010I was pretty sure, until a few hours ago, that we had all the vegetables we needed. I thought we might have learned our lesson after the whole broccoflower debacle, but I was wrong.
I’ve got an aversion to eating hybridized plants. The last abomination that I tasted (a pluot, which is a plum crossed with an apricot) was the single most horrid thing I’ve ever bitten into. It was like biting into a sour cow’s testicle with a giant marble in the center. Granted, that was a fruit (I think) but I have my doubts that this will be any better. WTF Wednesday, indeed.
“The flower sprout is a cross between Brussels sprouts and kale…”
*Blech*
Who tries to make Brussels sprouts better by adding kale? Have you ever tried kale? I’m pretty sure it’s already a hybrid: romaine lettuce + sandpaper.
Who decided this was a good idea? Oh, what’s that? The English? Well, of course; those renowned culinary innovators. Read more here.
It's Never Too Early To Introduce The Kids To Cthulu.
Monday, November 2nd, 2009Awww! He’s the cutest little being of unspeakable horror ever!
