Archive for the ‘Cute’ Category

The Day of the Dolphin

Friday, February 5th, 2010

This happens more often than you’d think. The trick is to stop the training before getting into hand-to-fin combat and edged weapons.

“No, I swear, it was the dolphin! The dolphin acted alone! You have to believe me!”

Most Ferocious Beast Ever To Impersonate Churchill.

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

mickey_asleep

Awww. Mrs. HokeBlarg tells me that I look exactly the same when I’m sleeping. Which explains why I wake up with dry-tongue every morning. HahahahahahaSNORT! Excuse me.

It's Never Too Early To Introduce The Kids To Cthulu.

Monday, November 2nd, 2009

Awww! He’s the cutest little being of unspeakable horror ever!