I do so enjoy when people come up to me during a gig and request a song.

Drunk Man: “Hey! Do you guys know I Touch Myself?”

Me: “Well, now we do. Now we ALL do. If I were you, I might keep that sort of thing to myself.”

Drunk Man: “No, no! I Touch Myself by The Vinyls.”

Me: “Well. That’s something, isn’t it? Please remind me to stay away from the vinyls.”

Drunk Man: “Spluh?”

Me: “Hey, thanks for playing. Better luck next time.”

I mean, honestly, who asks a blues band if they know an 80s early 90s masturbatory pop hit? And it’s The Divinyls anyway, but that’s forgivable.

Tags: 80s, band, drunkards, the divinyls

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