Well Said, Mr. Fry

February 8th, 2010

Although I promised myself when I started this blog that I would avoid writing about political issues like I avoid watching films/shows that feature Andy Dick, I regard the following statement as more than political; these are human issues, fundamentally rooted in who we are as a somewhat intelligent species on this planet. I’ll gladly leave the reporting and commentary on your run-of-the-mill seat-swapping and adulterous philandering scandals to more qualified, albeit duller, bloggers.

To my friends and family, my condemnation of the Catholic Church’s actions regarding child abuse, gay rights, and evolutionary ignorance is (or should be) well known. I watch the local (California) news with my mouth agape and my mind reeling and twitching, wondering how we humans, who have come so far in areas of technology, art, science, and medicine, can fail so spectacularly when it comes to basic decency towards our fellow man.

When our grandchildren look up at us someday and ask why our generation allowed other human beings to be openly persecuted and denied basic civil rights and access to the knowledge that would have saved their lives, I won’t know what to say, other than that many of us fought against it, but the vast majority simply did nothing, never stood up, gave there silent assent, and allowed it to happen for so long. I hold hope that in time our actions may be excused as ignorance, but I know right now that it’s simply not the case; it’s blind animosity, fear, inertia, and political kowtowing to religious juggernauts with ample campaign money who are the true enemies of mankind, the forces working maliciously against a better world.

With unmatched eloquence, Stephen Fry gave the following speech at the Intelligence² debate, and touched on quite a few points that were very interesting (the Church’s campaign of lies regarding the use of condoms in AIDS-ravaged Africa, Extra Ecclesiam nulla salus, etc.) and went on to propose an innovative, if somewhat unlikely, way that the Church might go about fixing things.


The Day of the Dolphin

February 5th, 2010

This happens more often than you’d think. The trick is to stop the training before getting into hand-to-fin combat and edged weapons.

“No, I swear, it was the dolphin! The dolphin acted alone! You have to believe me!”

Geek Sauce Webcomic #3

February 4th, 2010

Darth Side of the Moon

February 4th, 2010

Like all of my desktop wallpaper, I don’t know exactly where I picked this up but this sweet Pink Floyd/Star Wars mashup was created by James Lillis. You can see some cool t-shirts created by James by following this link.

Click to embiggen.

A Quick Post About Life

February 1st, 2010

I’ve been working (writing articles) so much that the outside world feels shocking and new to me again. The air is crisper, the car engines are throatier, and the roaming gangs of turkeys in my neighborhood? Well, they’re warblier than ever.

I’ve been mostly writing for Demand Studios lately, which I really enjoy as it gives me the chance to make a decent living while indulging in my favorite pastime: being wickedly obsessive over things for a short burst of time, learning everything possible about it, then filing it away in the back of my brain. Then, later, topics bubble back up to the surface of my brain and come right out of my mouth with very little realization on my part. Like the time when I explained to the bag-girl at the local grocery store about how to bore-sight a bolt-action rifle. In retrospect, I don’t think she was very interested.

I’ve also been working on a multi-part article for EmailServiceGuide.com on Email Marketing. My latest post (Part 2) is a review of MailChimp, ConstantContact, EmailBrain, and LetterPop and a few reasons why it’s better to go with a third-party email marketing website than just trying to do mass-email blasts yourself.

The holidays are done and gone, and yet the most important days of the year for me are still to come. The wife was born on Valentine’s Day, which makes that date particularly important for us. We’ll be going out to Dim Sum and possibly minigolfing for that occasion. Because what else says “Happy Birthday” and “Let’s Get It On” like minigolfing, right? And, in addition to that, our five year wedding anniversary is on Feb. 11th! I keep telling the wife that five years is the “wood anniversary” but she’s just not having it. We’ll probably be doing dinner and a movie that night, nothing huge, just some quiet time to enjoy each other’s company. And then we’ll probably just come home and pwn some noobs on Halo 3 until the wee hours of the morning.

On the blog-front, I’ll be moving my little Geek Sauce webcomic over to its own domain in the next few weeks (www.geek-sauce.com), so it’ll have a new home. Check back next Friday for the third episode.

Tootle, pip.

Geek Sauce Webcomic #2

January 29th, 2010

Thoughts/Rant on the iPad

January 27th, 2010

That’s the worst name ever. It makes it seem soft, not sleek and cool. It makes it seem like you might rip it if you’re not careful. It’s so close to “iPod” that it invites confusion. I won’t even get into the whole slew of feminine-product jokes on this one. I’m better than that and, for crap’s sake, this is a family blog. Sort of.

Why not the “iTablet”? Or the “iTouch XL”? Or boost the buyer’s ego by calling it the “iSmart”? Or maybe just break with your whole lower-case iTheme and call it “The All-New Apple Hoopla”? Oh, no, wait, I’ve got it: “The HyperTouch”. See, doesn’t that sound awesome? Call me next time, Apple, and we’ll brainstorm.

According to Gizmodo, the iPad does not support Flash, doesn’t have a built-in camera, doesn’t support USB (unless you’ve got a special adapter), has a big ugly touchscreen keyboard, and does not support multi-tasking. You really can’t have more than one application open at the same time? That is ridiculous. This thing really is just a big iPod Touch. Which is okay, I guess, but certainly not the huge technological breakthrough we were all hoping for.

Check out 8 Things That Suck About The iPad on Gizmodo.

Internet Rules For Beginners #1-5

January 27th, 2010

1. Facebook is not private. When you write on someone’s wall, everyone can see it. All your friends and family and all their friends and family. And depending on how you’ve set your privacy settings, potentially everyone on the internet. If you’re a mom/dad and your son/daughter is on Facebook and you’re lucky enough that he hasn’t continually “lost” your friend request and has actually friend-ed you, don’t use his wall to remind him to take out the trash/take his vitamins/that you love him. He know, Mom. He totally knows.

2. Having the caps-lock on makes it seem like you’re yelling. No, I don’t know why, it just does. People tend to not like it when you yell at them constantly. No, I don’t know why, they just don’t. There are only a few people who are universally approved to write in all-caps all the time. I’ve compiled the following list for your convenience.

  • Zodiac Motherfucker
  • Samuel L. Jackson

3. Alternately, never capitalizing anything makes it seem like you’re either (a) whispering or (b) lazy. Or possibly that you’re a teenage girl who chews fruity-flavored gum, twirls her hair with one hand, and pecks at the keyboard with the other hand. Or that you’re one-handed.

4. Comment sections are strange places. They can make you feel out-of-touch (A.V. Club), make you feel like you’re part of a great big geeky community (kotaku.com) or make you want to claw your eyes out (boards.4chan.org/b/). Think of them like the Wasteland in Fallout 3. You never know what you might stumble across, but it probably isn’t going to be ice-cream and unicorns. More likely, it will be cannibals.

5. Web-comics generally aren’t funny until around the 50th one.

I Blarg Star Wars

January 25th, 2010

Though I’m a bit more of an Indiana Jones geek (despite the Crystal Skull abomination), I’ve got to give it up for the ‘wars. For some great Star Wars-themed geekiness, check out Distracted By Star Wars, which is where I found this image.

Trashplane is Plane Made of Trash

January 24th, 2010

Aerodynamics? Wings? Expensive carbon-fiber frames? Who needs them! The hobby R/C plane in the video below is made from trash: an old tarp, some kebab skewers, a discarded meat tray, and a clementine (like a mandaring orange) box. The prop, engine, and radio controller parts aren’t trash, but still… look at that thing go!

Well done, Flyboy258! Also, I nearly fell out of my chair laughing when the Coldplay song started playing. LOL. Perfect!

P.S. – This kid sounds a lot like the guy who did that really long (but definitely worthwhile) Phantom Menace review. Remarkably similar. (Warning: Long Phantom Menace review is loooooong.)

Found on Hack A Day